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Monday, January 7, 2008

Horror Movie Reviews - I Am Legend And More

I Am Legend

Will Ian Smith stars as the possibly last adult male on Earth after a virus have turned everybody into raging zombie-like creatures. This Richard Matheson narrative have been filmed before as "The Omega Man" with Charlton Heston. This is not a large action bonanza, but rather an bosom film about loneliness. There are some good touching scenes in a bare New York. Unfortunately the CGI animals look pretty bogus - like Gollum on steroids. Grade: 3 out of 5

Apartment 1303

Standard Asiatic shade horror. A miss looks into why her sister committed self-destruction by jumping from the balcony of flat 1303. And yes, once again we have got a shade with long hair. Some cool scenes, but it's just not enough. There are better Asiatic horror movies out there. Grade: 2 out of 5

30 Days Of Night

I don't like lamia movies. With that said I have got to acknowledge that I actually enjoyed this movie. The scene is creepy as a little Alaskan town is plunged into 30 years of darkness. And the sheriff played by Josh Hartnett have to support the miss he loves against blood craving vampires. Get ready for blood, slaughter and somewhat chilling vampires. The termination suited the film well. Grade: 3 out of 5

Solstice

Ghost thriller without any existent suspense. This is an American refashion of the Danish thriller "Midsommer." A teen miss seeks to bring out the secret behind her twin sister's suicide. This is a film that expressions and Acts like it's going to be good, but unfortunately it's not. And the "big" uncover at the end is nil particular either. Grade: 2 out of 5

The Black House

Fairly original (at least the first half) Asiatic psychopath-horror. An coverage agent suspects a adult male have killed his ain boy to accumulate the coverage money. The agent looks into and happens out the atrocious truth. "The Black House" is slow and a spot creepy. The movie's subject is: "what is human?" A good inquiry indeed. Pretty solid horror movie. Grade: 3 out of 5

Saint Ange/House Of Voices

Low-key Gallic horror/drama. A cleansing adult female gets at an abandoned orphanage. Soon she detects it's haunted by the voices of children. The film have great atmosphere, and is hauntingly beautiful. Unfortunately the book is weak, and there's not much departure on - nil chilling anyway. Grade: 2 out of 5

Friday, August 10, 2007

Horror Movie Reviews - Dead Silence and More

Dead Silence

Get ready for some creepy puppets. A immature adult male tax returns to his hometown to happen out the truth about his wife's murder. Was she really murdered by a ventriloquist's dummy? Storywise it felt like I was watching an episode of TV's "Supernatural" (and that's not a bad thing.) Some suspenseful scenes, but overall the film didn't appeal to me. But I have got to acknowledge the termination was cool.

Grade: 2 out of 5

The Host

A monster film that was a immense hit in Korea. Toxic chemicals poured out into the drainage make a mutant monster in the metropolis river. The monster rises and spreadings terror in the city. The action/horror scenes work well, but the film also have a eldritch comedy tone of voice that I really disliked. Some good CGI though, and a really cool monster.

Grade: 3 out of 5

Reeker

A clump of friends on a route trip end up in a deserted state town. One after the other they're attacked by an wicked creature. The twist-end works, but we've seen it before. This is a nice low-budget effort.

Grade: 3 out of 5

The Baby's Room

Spanish film (original title: The Habitacion Del Nino) about a couple with a babe moving into a new house. Soon they detect a apparitional physical thing in the nursery. This film trusts on pure temper and psychological tension, but it's not awful enough. But one scene with the babymonitor really had me on the border of my seat.

Grade: 2 out of 5.

Pulse

This is the American refashion of the Asiatic horror film "Kairo". We see Kristen Bell (TV's Veronica Mars) in this ghosts-in-the-computer techno-horror. Eerie doomsday-feeling, but scary? No, not really.

Grade: 3 out of 5

The Toolbox Murders

Tobe Hooper's remake/reimaging of the original film from 1978. A immature couple move into in a run-down apartment edifice where the tennants are killed off with tools from a toolbox. Get ready for creepy ambiance and some gore. This is a film many people hate, and quite frankly I don't understand why. This is a solid, quite chilling slasher. That's what I believe and I'm sticking to it.

Grade: 4 out of 5

Stay Alive

Some teens playing a computing machine game unleashes wicked powerfulnesses and happen out that if you decease in the game - you decease for real. I believe the book was better than how the film actually turned out. Almost no panics at all.

Grade: 1 out of 5

Into The Mirror

Asian horror where a security guard seeks to work out homicides linked to mirrors at a shopping mall. I love some of the creepy mirror scenes, but the film is slow and there's not much departure on. The concluding scene lingers in my memory. Chilling.

Grade: 3 out of 5

Monday, July 2, 2007

Movie Review - Sicko

To begin with the end is probably the best way to approach the evaluation of any movie from filmmaker Michael Moore. That's because this propagandist is amazingly skilled at ending each of his films with something that no reasonable person could, or should, argue against. As you and the rest of the audience are drawn into spontaneous applause, as the credits roll, you forget the skillful nature he used to cherry pick facts which were convenient for his position and completely ignore any that suggest the bigger picture might just be, well, bigger.

It is indeed true, as the film suggests at the end, that it is sad, sickening and outrageous that rescue workers from 9/11 are able to get health care by going to Cuba but are apparently unable to get that care in the US. This stinks. It's bad. We should all hang our heads in collective shame about it.

As we back up, the premise of the film is clearly "Universal Health Care can do no wrong." To prove this, we first find a couple of Americans who were denied coverage for major trauma incidents: one who lost two fingers and had to pick which one he could afford to reattach and another who was denied coverage for an unconscious ambulance ride to the hospital because it wasn't pre-approved. Next, off to Canada we go where birds chirp merrily as every person is given the best medical care in the world, and with faster service than Moore receives at a fast food drive-through.

From Moore's account, the Canadian health care system is infallible and no one is ever left wanting.

Never mind the fact that I personally know more than one person who has had to leave Canada to get the surgery they need in America.

Also ignored is the fact that the medical devices we see used by the perfect health care systems of Canada, the UK, France and Cuba were mostly invented under the evil free-market system of the United States.

Shame on us for making life saving equipment. Will the evils of profit-minded researchers never end?

Yes, it's pretty hard to argue against the thought that all insurance programs are run by unholy hell spawn and Moore is very careful to spend most of his efforts bashing the system and not the individual caregivers. In fact, doctors are completely untouched in this film. Moore is after the insurance companies. After all, in the US we pay for our insurance and health care, but in these other countries it is "totally free."

I'll skip the Economics 101 lesson about what "free" means in this context.

No mention is made of prevention, diet or any "wellness" approaches to good health. Judging by Moore's own "healthy weight" it's pretty clear that he views health as something the doctor is supposed to care for only after you've fallen ill.

Another thought not covered by Sicko, but something Moore probably has no concern about anyway, is how Universal Health Care would be implemented in the US. In the 1950s, the AMA ran anti-socialized medicine campaigns and claimed it was the ultimate attack on freedom and a huge win for communism. But who would actually get the power with UHC? Universal Health Care is about guaranteed health care and is specifically not about freedom to affordable health care and choices for the type of care you receive. Would UHC simply make the American Medical Association into the total monopoly they wanted to become in 1847 when the AMA candidly told Congress that their intent was to drive away competition in the healing arts and raise the pay of the doctors who swore allegiance to the AMA?

Moore even compares UHC to the "utopia" of the US Post Office and the Public School System.

Wow, why didn't he include the DMV in that list to really give us confidence in the bureaucratic efficiency of this system?

There's no doubt that the richest and most powerful nation in the world should be able to provide care for the least rich and least powerful among us. This rational thought is the siren song that makes this film hard to argue with once you've been mesmerized by the finale. However, the aspects of Sicko which clearly make this a film and in no way a documentary is what is most damaging to the possibility of open dialog over such an issue.

The US sickness care system has problems. It has huge problems. Over 90 million suffer from chronic disease for which the "one drug for every symptom" approach of Western Medicine is a dismal failure. The World Health Organization has ranked the US 37th in overall wellness in the world and that's in spite of being the number one in per capita spending. If that kind of money can't provide care to all those who need it, there's a problem. However Moore would have you believe that the solution is a finger snap away and that the same application of a failed sickness-based paradigm will work just because it's "universal."